Yes, this is me.

And no, I don’t cook anymore.

I normally wouldn’t lead with this. I don’t love riding on the coattails of 12-year-old me’s success, but I thought you might like to know I used to be a bit of a celebrity. Now, let me answer some questions for you before you ask.

No, I didn’t win. I came in 3rd place.

Yes, it was rigged.*

Yes, I did meet Gordon Ramsay.

No, I don’t still love to cook. I used to, but now I love other things (like advertising, wink wink).

*can’t confirm that it was rigged, but my mom sure thinks it was

Oh, and this is me now.

I’m an LA kid through and through, although I don’t particularly enjoy the beach, so say what you will.

I’ve always had lofty goals and big dreams, coupled with a confidence that I can actually achieve them (dangerous combination).

What hasn’t changed throughout my life, as my aspirations have shifted between performing and cooking and writing and marketing, is my love and need for creativity.

Today and every day, I’m doing what I can to reach those goals and dreams while living my life to the fullest. I’d love to tell you about it, so feel free to get in touch.

I told you I don’t cook anymore, but if you hire me, we might be able to work something out.